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sexless innkeeper 

The sexless innkeeper is when you take what you think is a potential hookup home with you, and they fall asleep on your couch without hooking up. She or he only went home with you because you lived close by and they needed a place to crash for the night, therefore using your place only as an inn, making you its innkeeper. Defined by Barney on How I Met Your Mother.
"She slept there but you didn't sleep with her? You totally got used as the sexless innkeeper!"
sexless innkeeper by Lefou October 13, 2009
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innuendo 

Anything that gives off a wrong idea, or sick minded thought
George: "And I'm good at banging. My peg's hard isn't it Zippy?"

Zippy: "Well of course it is, Your peg wouldn't go in if it was soft."

Geoffrey: "Let's get back to Bungle's twanger."

Bungle (excited): "Oooooh Geoffrey, we could all paint our twangers couldn't we?"

Jane: "Ooooh yes, and I was banging away all last night with Rod and Roger."

Roger (looking sad): "Yes, but it broke my plucking instrument."

Geoffrey: "Never mind Roger, let sing the plucking song, come on

everybody get your instruments out."

Rod (to Jane): "Do you want to blow on my pipe while I'm twanging away?"

Jane: "Oh no Rod, I was blowing a lot with Roger last night. But would you

like to play with my maracas?"

Zippy: "No, let's just pluck away with our twangers."

Bungle: "Yes, it doesn't matter what size your twanger is."

Zippy: "I've got a big red one."

George: "I've only got a tiny twanger. But it works well and I like to play with it."

-example from an old kids show Rainbow

innuendo 

What this website is built on.
urban dictionary is built on innuendoes.
innuendo by TheWhiteBowser July 18, 2016

Innuendar 

A portmanteau of the words innuendo and radar, it is used to indicate a person's level of comprehension when they hear or read an innuendo.

A person with broken innuendar may miss the most obvious of suggestive meanings, or even let an unintentional innuendo slip out.
Chris: I'm feeling like an all-nighter.
Maggie: Oh, I hear that pretty often. Tee hee!
Chris: From who, me?
Chris: ...
Chris: Oh! Sorry, my innuendar's broken.
Innuendar by Kurishae April 20, 2009

innuendoing 

Making discreet sexual references in conversation. Using innuendo.
We were innuendoing on the phone all night.
innuendoing by SaucyArtist May 11, 2016

innuendo 

Subtle or not-so-subtle implications to sexual activity in an otherwise seemingly innocuous phrase. It's excellent if you have a dirty/weird sense of humor.
Some luscious examples of innuendo-

Q: "What's brown, oval, hairy, delicious, and contains a thin, whitish liquid? It begins with 'c' and ends with 't'."
A: "Cocoanut"

Q: "What does a cow have that a woman has only two of?"
A: "Legs"

Q: "What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down, and a dog do on three legs?"
A: "Shake hands"

Q: "This thing is long, thin, has a collection of bristles on one end, is enjoyed by both sexes, and is inserted into a warm, wet orface. When it's removed, the cavity that it was placed into is filled with a thick, white liquid. What is it?"
A: "Your toothbrush"

"I'm a pianist. I love to play with my organ, too."

"The meeting just started. Are you coming?"

"I have to pick up prescriptions for the kids. I need MYCOXAFLOPPIN, MYDIXADRUPIN, DIXAFIX, and IBEPOKIN."

-"What type of whale was Moby Dick?"
-"Um... a semen whale"
-"... (snickering)"
-"Don't you mean sperm whale?"

"What I hate about cleaning (replace the word 'cleaning' with the word 'sex') is that I'm never sure where to put it. I have to find a place where it looks nice. And I also have to get down on my knees and go where it smells bad."

"'Pet My Pussy Barbie' comes with her cat and everything you see here."

And so the town cheered as the girl stuck the oil drill into the crevice.
innuendo by Lorelili December 28, 2005
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Person 2:......
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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