Our little peninsula is regularly completely overtaken by tribes of zombie inlanders all the way from Fresno to San Jose, trying to catch a cool ocean breeze on the weekend.
An affliction gained from living in Kentucky, Kansas, Illnois, or any other in-land area.
Thought to have been cured in 2004, this disease rots the mind of its host and makes them believe that "Yea, It's okay to live here for the rest of my life."
"I aint no nerd. I just really enjoy collecting rocks, quantum physics and astronomy. Your average small town girl."
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.