An affliction gained from living in Kentucky, Kansas, Illnois, or any other in-land area.
Thought to have been cured in 2004, this disease rots the mind of its host and makes them believe that "Yea, It's okay to live here for the rest of my life."
"I aint no nerd. I just really enjoy collecting rocks, quantum physics and astronomy. Your average small town girl."
An increasingly common species due to a combination of burgeoning overpopulation and global warming.
Our little peninsula is regularly completely overtaken by tribes of zombie inlanders all the way from Fresno to San Jose, trying to catch a cool ocean breeze on the weekend.
An abandoned house, typically located nearby a high school in a lower decile area. Used by Islanders to go and fuck each other as they are either wagging school or their parents are strict christians. Typical decorations include a piss stained matress, cum drenched rubbers, gang tagging on every wall, a selection of shoplifted 50 Cent CDs and a big pile of vomit in the middle of the room.
Me and Ben scoped out a sweet drinking spot down the road but turns out it's an Islander Fuckhouse! Those polys are hornier than wildbeasts