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An infinite amount of time

Hym "If you have an infinite amount of time... Why anything now, Jordan? Why anything later? You could have an eternity of instant gratification or you could defer gratification for an eternity. Our lives are rendered meaningless by eternity. Which is why your God is evil. And needs to die."

infinity times 1000 

how much natalie loves kevin
kevin: i love you mostestest
natalie: well i love you infinity times 1000 so HAH

times infinity 

phrase used to win an argument when no original comeback can be thought of
person 1: "You're stupid"
paerson 2: "You're stupid times infinity"
times infinity by Amleto October 6, 2003

no u times infinity 

No u times infinity reflects anything to its caster , its quite op and its best used to reflect a no u or a 1 hit KO insult.
John : Hi i like fortnite
Tom : I play minecraft

John : lol y u dumb
Tom : no u
John : lol ur mom gay kid

Tom : no u
John : no no u
*omae wo mo shindieru*
Tom : NO U TIMES INFINITY
no u times infinity by Sub Resko ;) February 17, 2019

times infinity plus one  

A word modifier to emphasize how immensely amazing something is to the point that it is too good to be true.
-Tom: That muffin was amazing!

-Dan: Yeah, it was amazing times infinity plus one

times infinity 

What is said when you are engaged in a verbal war of 'is not's and 'is too's and want it to
A) Come to an end,
and
B) End with you winning.

NOTE: There is no such thing as 'infinity times one' or anything of that nature.
"Is too, times infinity!"
times infinity by Arkinia.com October 4, 2003
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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