Plainly meaning "Indoor Sexual"
when an individual makes love to furniture objects and other household items, very big in the Czech Republic Cases have been known of wedlock
In 1997 Vladsor Krampt was arrested after smashing his house up due to the jealous rage of two furniture items "accidently touching"
Guy 1: Dude, That Vase Looks Hot...oh god..but not as hot as that foldable deck chair oh god yeah....
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'