I gained so much weight over the holidays, I suffered from a bad case of indicktion, my girl could not find my dick.
by Frank Palace January 05, 2012
1) The change in inductance obtained after sticking your penis in in the center of an inductor, measured in Henries.
2) A quantitative measure of how big one's member really is... using electricity.
2) A quantitative measure of how big one's member really is... using electricity.
Nerd 1 "Just stick it in the middle and I'll flip the switch."
Nerd 2 "This is as gay as nerdsex."
Nerd 1 "It will measure your indicktance level, which you can post online. Now stfu and hold it steady."
Nerd 2 "This is as gay as nerdsex."
Nerd 1 "It will measure your indicktance level, which you can post online. Now stfu and hold it steady."
by Dualies December 10, 2010
by ECBoots May 12, 2010
Sporkfoot Margie 3-Toes was recently reading some nonsense into congressional record and faceplanted trying to say "indictable" and instead said "Indicktable crimes" in reference to Hunter Biden—proving yet again Marge's mind is always on sniffing Hunter's dick pics as horny suburban mom.
by Uncle Joosie February 02, 2024
Originally and accidentally created by Marjorie Taylor Greene during a Hooked on Phonics attempt to pronounce indictable. It has since been adopted as a word to describe people who would like to sleep with human men, but cannot on account of their brutal looks. Because with some faces, dicks just can't. Variants include undicktable and undickable.
Person 1: I can't believe Marjorie Taylor Greene is so transphobic when she looks like she was born male.
Person 2: Yeah, she is one indicktable woman/man, whatever.
Person 1: Closest she'll ever get to a dick is her own.
Person 2: Yeah, she is one indicktable woman/man, whatever.
Person 1: Closest she'll ever get to a dick is her own.
by hunter1981 February 08, 2024