Indicktion

When the dick of an obese man is engulfed and hidden by the fat surrounding his pelvic area.

I gained so much weight over the holidays, I suffered from a bad case of indicktion, my girl could not find my dick.

by Frank Palace January 5, 2012

Indicktance

1) The change in inductance obtained after sticking your penis in in the center of an inductor, measured in Henries.

2) A quantitative measure of how big one's member really is... using electricity.

Nerd 1 "Just stick it in the middle and I'll flip the switch."

Nerd 2 "This is as gay as nerdsex."

Nerd 1 "It will measure your indicktance level, which you can post online. Now stfu and hold it steady."

by Dualies December 10, 2010

indicktation

The stretching found in the crotch of used or second-hand pants.

"Steve bought a pair of vintage running shorts, but he was too small to fill the indicktation.

by ECBoots May 12, 2010