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Indian dick

Scientifically proven that Indian dick is the smallest anywhere on the planet, so small that it made headlines in a BBC article: 'condoms too big for Indian men'. Google it.

Indian men are constantly the laughing stock in their own neighborhood region where Pakistani, Sri Lankan and Bangladeshi men make jokes about the Indian men for their little tool.

The Indian dick is so small it is commonly mistaken for the little native Indian pepper; Naga Bhut Jolokia.
Lady at DMV: Sorry, sir, you are not eligible for the disability placard.
Indian man: But I have the indian dick, it's very small!!!
Lady at DMV: -calls security- get this guy out of here.

Security: Move on pal. -drags Indian man off-
Indian man: BUT I HAVE THE INDIAN DICK!!!!!!
Indian dick by AngloWarrior June 26, 2012

indian dick giver 

When having a three-some, the first female receives the cock and then gives it to the other female. She then realizes how good it was and takes it back from her.
Damn I had a crazy threesome last night. I started fucking this one bitch and then she passed my cock to another ho, but the bitch, being the indian dick giver that she is, pulled the dick out the ho's snatch and put it back in her's.

Indian dick Boner fuck ass 

A Indian with a crusty dick and a saggy ass that has bugs crawling inside
Rajeev is such a Indian dick Boner fuck ass.

Reverse French Indian Dick Rub 

When an indian man rubs your penis raw then drips french wine in your asshole.
Hey man I heard that Raj gave you a Reverse French Indian Dick Rub.

Indian rope dick 

The friction burn from masturbating too often. Similar to the two handed rotational rubbing of someones arm... indian rope burn.
Sheila pounded my dick so much last night Ive got Indian rope dick now.
Indian rope dick by bkking33 August 2, 2019

That Indian Street Dick 

1: A comparison in Would You Rather to make your friend say something out of pocket.
2: An absolutely nasty penis that is hairy and has never been washed.
Person 1: Would you rather suck that indian street dick or get circumsized by lebron james's two front teeth?
Person 2: Gotta go with the Indian Street dick, honestly.
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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