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Oto-incompetentologist
A very long word used to describe an ear doctor that cannot/will not actually perform any mechanical intervention in a patients injured inner ear.
These doctors are often very well paid and drive luxurious sports cars, many moonlight in public hospitals one day a week to obtain state funded indemnity for their private practice with which they quickly return to afterwards (in their sports car) to continue their practice of oto-incompetentologist.
Word sources
otology o·tol·o·gy The branch of medicine that deals with the ear.
(stem of incompetēns) 1590-1600; Late Latin incompetent- unsuitable.
These doctors are often very well paid and drive luxurious sports cars, many moonlight in public hospitals one day a week to obtain state funded indemnity for their private practice with which they quickly return to afterwards (in their sports car) to continue their practice of oto-incompetentologist.
Word sources
otology o·tol·o·gy The branch of medicine that deals with the ear.
(stem of incompetēns) 1590-1600; Late Latin incompetent- unsuitable.
"I had a ringing in my ears and I felt dizzy so I went to the oto-incompetentologist, but he didn't do anything, in fact he did not have a clue what he was talking about and diddled me out of 200 bucks".
Oto-incompetentologist by Viva Me Solo December 4, 2015
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Criticizing someone ironically for being bad at their job by being so incompetent that you can't even spell the word correctly.
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This teacher is so terrible. He has not gone over any of the class material in 3 weeks of school and our test is in 2 days. Hes so damn incompetent.
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inCOPetant
in-KOP-pə-tənt\
1. A sometimes fat, but always lazy cop, who is not qualified for his or her job.
2. A inadequate police officer, who tries as hard as he can, not to arrest people, just so he can avoid writing reports.
3. A police officer who finds doing his job gets in the way of going on trips to Lake Havasu.
4. Any Douchebag who happens to have a badge.
1. A sometimes fat, but always lazy cop, who is not qualified for his or her job.
2. A inadequate police officer, who tries as hard as he can, not to arrest people, just so he can avoid writing reports.
3. A police officer who finds doing his job gets in the way of going on trips to Lake Havasu.
4. Any Douchebag who happens to have a badge.
1. Officer Smith let the bad guy get away (again), after he refused to climb a fence in a foot chase. He is "inCOPetant "
2. Deputy Smith lost the evidence in a rape case. His level of inCOPetence is amazing
2. Deputy Smith lost the evidence in a rape case. His level of inCOPetence is amazing
inCOPetant by MoDacious-AltaLoma April 26, 2009
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