What to get that special lady in your life for
Christmas. It's not a diamond ring, it's not a fancy car, and it's not a
house in the hills. It's a dick in a box.
Step 1:
cut a hole in a box
Step 2: put your junk in that box
Step 3: make her open the box
girl: i can't wait to see what you got me for christmas
guy: me either
girl: is it what i've always wanted?
guy: yup
girl: ok i'm ready
guy: merry christmas
girl: what is it?
guy: it's a dick in a box