The action of masturbation; essentially a replacement for "masturbating". Parallel to the meaning of "in bed", with the meaning of masturbation rather than having sex.
Pulled from the fact that most masturbation is done in a chair in front of a computer.
Pulled from the fact that most masturbation is done in a chair in front of a computer.
1: Man, I had a great time last night.
2: Were you in bed with someone?
1: Nope, I was just in chair, that's all.
2: Were you in bed with someone?
1: Nope, I was just in chair, that's all.
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by the keegans hole May 10, 2004
Get the boy in chair mug."Time in Chair" or "T.I.C." means seniority and real-life knowledge a person has most typically at a job.
Even though Bob is my manager and he's got a MBA from Harvard I have more Time in Chair and thus make more money than he does and I also have real experience that he doesn't.
by alkdjnne May 1, 2016
Get the time in chair mug.Characters in superhero movies that provide technical support to the main hero. They can usually hack, and they are always sitting in front of a computer screen and talking into headsets. The team Flash from TV show The Flash and Felicity from TV show Arrow are some examples of the guy in the chair.
Ned to Peter Parker "Hey, can I be your guy in the chair? You know there's always a guy, with a headset, telling the other guy where to go".
by Nooobzzz January 6, 2020
Get the Guy in the chair mug.The act of doing something which is very gay. Such as putting a chair in the kitchen and placing it upside down so anal penetration is available, up to four guys.
Doug: Hey does anyone want to go put the chair in the kitchen with me?
Everyone: No.
Doug: Guess it is just me then! : )
Everyone: No.
Doug: Guess it is just me then! : )
by Brewsky Bro April 24, 2011
Get the Put the chair in the kitchen mug.A man who scams the government by receiving disability payments for being in a wheelchair that he doesn't actually need. The guy in the chair will never go out in public without his wheel chair in fear of being caught for fraud. However, he can typically be seen walking and using his legs in the privacy of his house or his trailer. The guy in the chair will often refer to himself in the third person as the guy in the chair and will often try to gain sympathy from others for his "disability", even those that know he isn't actually disabled. The character Ray from the TV show Trailer Park Boys is the most prominent example of the guy in the chair.
Ray: Come on buddy, are you gonna give the guy in the chair a splash of liquor or what?
J-Roc: You don't even need the damn wheelchair Ray!
Julian: You headin down to the machines tonight Ray?
Ray: Yeah I sure am buddy. And somethin tells me the guy in the chair is gettin lucky tonight.
J-Roc: You don't even need the damn wheelchair Ray!
Julian: You headin down to the machines tonight Ray?
Ray: Yeah I sure am buddy. And somethin tells me the guy in the chair is gettin lucky tonight.
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