When you force your girl into your dead grandmas coffin at the wake, then proceed to throat fuck them
by Spitonitagaingrandma October 13, 2018
When a group of people/friends are all "dying" metaphorically (going through a rough period, emotional distress, burn out, etc ) but bonding through the experience or simply acknowledging the vibe of the whole situation. AKA vibing in the coffin together.
A: Wow, everyone's been stressed out recently. I wonder what's going on...
B: Yeah. At least it's a coffin party.
B: Yeah. At least it's a coffin party.
by josieposie91 October 16, 2022
A marine recruiter that hails from Maine and resides in Ohio and loathes California. Loves dogs and hates people. Is a nerd despite frequent protest. Has a girlfriend who he cares deeply for yet denies he has a girlfriend. He loves Star Wars to the intensity of a 14 year old boy and has absolutely no shame. He has an unflattering hair cut that isn’t his fault but still doesn’t fit his face but he proudly wears it and doesn’t let it taint his confidence. He is a great friend and a good man he will stay with you through your ups and downs and comfort you, then when the time is right he will call you names. Though he insults you, you know he cares. He is discreet to a fault but will let you know when you fuck up due to not listening to his advice. He is always right and is definitely, without a doubt Batman.
“Hey I saw this guy yesterday and he gave me some advice”
“Well was he right?”
“Of course he was right! He’s Trevor Coffin, he’s always right!”
“Well was he right?”
“Of course he was right! He’s Trevor Coffin, he’s always right!”
by The Magic Skool Bus Drop Out January 16, 2023
When someone is a metalhead but hasn't told anyone yet.
It's used similarly to In the closet, but it's more metal.
Newfound metalheads fear being ostracized by their friends and family for not adhering to what is commonly considered a "normal music taste". They can spend years in the coffin as a result.
Please help fight this horrible guilt they feel inside and preach for #metalacceptance
It's used similarly to In the closet, but it's more metal.
Newfound metalheads fear being ostracized by their friends and family for not adhering to what is commonly considered a "normal music taste". They can spend years in the coffin as a result.
Please help fight this horrible guilt they feel inside and preach for #metalacceptance
Prime Rib: "Good to see you, how are 'ya?"
Striploin: "Kinda something I want to talk to you about, actually."
Prime Rib: "Umm, sure.."
Striploin: "So lately I've been feeling a lot more confident as a person and I feel you should really know something about me that you probably didn't see coming."
Prime Rib: "You're scaring me, dude."
Striploin: "I think I'm a metalhead."
Prime Rib: "Wow. I can't say i'm not surprised. How long have you been in the coffin?
Striploin: "Kinda something I want to talk to you about, actually."
Prime Rib: "Umm, sure.."
Striploin: "So lately I've been feeling a lot more confident as a person and I feel you should really know something about me that you probably didn't see coming."
Prime Rib: "You're scaring me, dude."
Striploin: "I think I'm a metalhead."
Prime Rib: "Wow. I can't say i'm not surprised. How long have you been in the coffin?
by A Crazie May 18, 2017
Punishing someone who refuses to wear a mask by making them lie in an open coffin, or forcing them to dig graves for Covid-19 victims, if they refuse to pay a fine or to do community service, such as cleaning public toilets and acting as a scarecrow under the hot sun for hours.
Some couples, who aren’t scared of coffining, are deliberately not wearing a face mask, so that they’d have the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to get intimate inside a fake coffin.
by Fasters September 15, 2020
by Coffiningisdaddy April 12, 2021
Soldier or military person that has a reputation for surviving situations that no one usually gets away with.
by The Coffin Dodger April 1, 2018