coffin dodger 

An elderly person trying to over stay their worth on planet earth

The pension queue at the local post office is populated by coffin dodgers

coffin dodger by coff-in dodd-ge-rr October 14, 2003

coffin dodger 

an old person, probably about to die very soon...

"Hey my grans 95, shes a coffin dodger"

coffin dodger by Evil-Ernie July 16, 2003

Coffin Dodger 

An elderly person who appears to be a nuisance. Someone literally dodging their coffin.

This place is full of coffin dodgers.

Coffin Dodger by 42017658994 August 21, 2008

Coffin Dodger 

Anyone over the age of 65 who is always moaning, always in the way and should be dead!

There was a queue of coffin dodgers outside the post office on tuesday morning.

Coffin Dodger by Mattuuu April 16, 2006

coffin dodger 

This is the slang term for boomer, and is more likley to confuse them.

Person 1: Okay coffin dodger
Boomer: *visible offense and confusion*

coffin dodger by Bruh momentum theory January 15, 2020

coffin dodger 

One of the many chav words meaning 'Old Person'

Oi check out dat coffin dodger ova der lets go mug im

coffin dodger by Thomas Fathers April 14, 2006

Coffin Dodger 

Soldier or military person that has a reputation for surviving situations that no one usually gets away with.

That guy is a coffin dodger , stay away from him.

Coffin Dodger by The Coffin Dodger May 19, 2018