(v) Making a comment from someone else'spoint of view for humorous effect.
Portmanteau of "impression" and "impersonate".
Nick: I've seen his YouTube channel twice.
Colin: I'm basically his biggest fan /s.
Nick: Really?
Colin: No, I'm just trying to impressionate you.
<Cue hilarity>
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'