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when you get a chevy impala and lick the car seats before having sex

come see my new ride, me and shorty impalafussed in it last night

impalafus by Rheghanzi January 20, 2023

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implausible

adj. the antonym of plausible
since plausible means 'seemingly probable', implausible is the exact opposite which is 'dos not seem very probable'

"sorry I have to put down the phone because i need to scratch my nose with both hands" is an implausible excuse

implausible by wrskft June 30, 2007

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implausible speculation

Frivolous musing. Legal term for senseless argument.

The Appeals Court dismissed the defenses argument as implausible speculation.

implausible speculation by mlhiss October 7, 2020

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implausible speculation

Frivolous musing. Legal term for senseless argument.

The Appeals Court dismissed the defenses argument as implausible speculation.

implausible speculation by mlhiss October 7, 2020

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Impalaou, impaUlaou, impalaoU

Impalaou, impaUlaou, impalaoU by BicicletaRusa April 13, 2025

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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