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n. The tightly packed, rabbit pellet like ball of fecal matter that gathers at the bottom of the intestines when a person is constipated. Often difficult and painful to pass.
After eating all that cheese, it took me half an hour just to shit out the hardcap.
hardcap by Resedo August 12, 2009
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Hardcastle

The act of ejaculating on a person who is either sleeping or unconscious.
As retribution for making him feel awkward earlier at the beach, Joel hardcastled Samantha as she slept on the couch.
Hardcastle by hardcastlingzach March 1, 2009

hardcase 

describes someone who is tough/hard and is probably rumoured to have stabbed someone
(liverpool slang)
"she's such a hardcase"
"nah he's a proper hardcase"
hardcase by L25imm May 28, 2017

Hard Cap 

The hard cap would be the absolute maximum level you can achieve, but usually has diminished returns and is not worth pursuing. The soft cap is often referred to as the level you can get to easily, or throughout the natural progression of an rpg style game. You can usually beat the game by achieving the soft cap level. Elder Scroll games are probably a good example of this.
What level is the hard cap in Skyrim?
Hard Cap by bostoncasey December 16, 2014

Hard Cap 

When a male awakes the morning after having sexual intercourse, also known as copulation or coitus, goes to urinate and finds a hard cap of female ejaculation incasing the head of his penis.
Stinky woke up Sunday morning with a really bad hard cap, he told me.
Hard Cap by Stinky Hard Cap January 18, 2009

hardcase 

British slang for an underworld enforcer.
"You're the fucking hardcase get the fucking guns"

-Lock Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels
hardcase by Chimpy6 January 31, 2005
an small annoying child that does not experience pain to the scrotum
Andrew MacDonald Hardcakes
hardcakes by Caldervale Hs January 15, 2010
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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God Shot 

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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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