hardcap

n. The tightly packed, rabbit pellet like ball of fecal matter that gathers at the bottom of the intestines when a person is constipated. Often difficult and painful to pass.

After eating all that cheese, it took me half an hour just to shit out the hardcap.

by Resedo August 12, 2009

Hardcastle

The act of ejaculating on a person who is either sleeping or unconscious.

As retribution for making him feel awkward earlier at the beach, Joel hardcastled Samantha as she slept on the couch.

by hardcastlingzach March 1, 2009

hardcase

describes someone who is tough/hard and is probably rumoured to have stabbed someone
(liverpool slang)

"she's such a hardcase"
"nah he's a proper hardcase"

by L25imm May 28, 2017

Hard Cap

The hard cap would be the absolute maximum level you can achieve, but usually has diminished returns and is not worth pursuing. The soft cap is often referred to as the level you can get to easily, or throughout the natural progression of an rpg style game. You can usually beat the game by achieving the soft cap level. Elder Scroll games are probably a good example of this.

What level is the hard cap in Skyrim?

by bostoncasey December 16, 2014

Hard Cap

When a male awakes the morning after having sexual intercourse, also known as copulation or coitus, goes to urinate and finds a hard cap of female ejaculation incasing the head of his penis.

Stinky woke up Sunday morning with a really bad hard cap, he told me.

by Stinky Hard Cap January 18, 2009

hardcase

British slang for an underworld enforcer.

"You're the fucking hardcase get the fucking guns"

-Lock Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels

by Chimpy6 January 31, 2005

hardcakes

an small annoying child that does not experience pain to the scrotum

Andrew MacDonald Hardcakes

by Caldervale Hs January 15, 2010