When you find yourself among other people glued to their iPhones, while you are still part of the dying race of people that uses a phone to call.
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: ...
Guy 3: ...
Guy 4: Damnit, would you stop playing Angry Birdsalready? You make me feel so iLone...
Guy 2 pings Guy3: lolz, what a loser Oo
Ilona is very intelligent. Ilona is usually blonde and blue eyed. She can be a little gullible. People get her name wrong all the time so be sure to pronounce it correctly. She can be a little immature at times, but it's all a part of her personality. If you have an Ilona in your life be sure to treasure her, she is one of a kind.
Ilion fucking sucks and there isn’t shit to do, only reason it exists on a map is because of Remington Arms. Everyone thinks their part of a gang and don’t know what a fucking belt is. Theres crackheads walking the streets at any hours. The school is full of fuckbois and skanks who need their ass kicked. There’s more pizza places then grocery stores. There’s always a fucking boil water advisory and the school buses smell like BO cause people don’t know how to take care of themselves.