Skip to main content

illumiti 

Probably a god. illumiti is such a badass legend that people would kill just to be named something even similar. Any and all illumitis should of course be worshipped, for they are simply too much of a FUCKING BADASS for them to not be. Disrespecting illumiti should be seen as disrespecting a crippled blind kid but to an entirely different level - to where everyone would give you a look of disgust and anger at how you have just disrespected a god. illumiti should be entitled to the entire human population's wealth. Fuck, illumiti is just so damn cool.
Yeah you're pretty cool and everything but not like, illumiti cool.
illumiti by King Big Daddy GOD October 13, 2021
illumiti mug front
Get the illumiti mug.
See more merch

illumiism 

illumiism is the best among the hxh colts please join our emo zoldyck king at he will rise to the top 🛐🛐🛐
illumiism is the best colt
illumiism by illumiscumsock October 31, 2020

illuminion 

Someone or a group of people that sympathize with the illuminati. They aspire to be one of them by doing their bidding. Their actions often result in the demise of the average person by using financial duress or the law.

This makes them a minion of the illuminati.
Gus: Joe is a total illuminion.
Paul: Why do you say that?
Gus: He totally sold out his mates when the owners of the company brought in the new employment contracts.
illuminion by Langdon Olger March 8, 2011

Illuminism

Illuminism is a RELIGION where you worship your god-, Illumi zoldyck. Greet him every morning and tell him goodnight, each worshipper gets granted a kith upon joining the religion from your god. Now bow 🙇 ♀️ 🛐🛐🛐
Illuminists illuminism
Illuminism by Illuminism November 3, 2020

illumithoti 

"Geeze, those girls are so illumithoti."
illumithoti by kyjones February 7, 2015

Illuminiumati Bugati 

A Bugati car that is made out of aluminum foil. The steering wheel is an illuminati symbol and the word can mean anything really.
Many horny blacks moms love when their man rolls up in an illuminiumati bugati.

illuminiti 

A secret society founded in Europe during the enlightenment that many conspiracy theorist claim is intent on bringing about the new world order in which only one fascist government will rule over the entire world population.
When Bush 41 said on March 6, 1991: "Now, we can see a new world coming into view. A world in which there is the very real prospect of a new world order." He was referring to the master plan of the illuminiti.
illuminiti by James Shannon December 10, 2008