Probably a god. illumiti is such a badass legend that people would kill just to be named something even similar. Any and all illumitis should of course be worshipped, for they are simply too much of a FUCKING BADASS for them to not be. Disrespecting illumiti should be seen as disrespecting a crippled blind kid but to an entirely different level - to where everyone would give you a look of disgust and anger at how you have just disrespected a god. illumiti should be entitled to the entire human population's wealth. Fuck, illumiti is just so damn cool.
by King Big Daddy GOD October 13, 2021
it is a religion where you praise and worship the lord Illumi Zoldyck. someone who believes in Illumism must say 'subarashii 🛐📍' everyday and should always capitalise Illumi's name as a sign of respect. may Illumi's pins be with you, my fellow Illumists. 🙏🛐📍
Person A: I believe in Illumism, he is our lord and our saviour.
Person B: May Illumi's pins be with you 🙏🛐📍
Person B: May Illumi's pins be with you 🙏🛐📍
by YourNormalWeeb November 05, 2020
The prophets illumed peoples' horizons.
by Yara S Korayem June 22, 2008
The action of fucking the brains out of a newborn turtle so hard that it starts glowing and ascending into the heavens, never to be seen again.
Me and my home boy went out illume-testudines again, sorry mom, sorry, sorry my sister had to witness it.
by BoogerAids July 14, 2023
by KweenEU August 18, 2022
The action of fucking the brains out of a newborn turtle so hard that it starts glowing and ascending into the heavens, never to be seen again.
by BoogerAids July 14, 2023