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illuminion

Someone or a group of people that sympathize with the illuminati. They aspire to be one of them by doing their bidding. Their actions often result in the demise of the average person by using financial duress or the law.

This makes them a minion of the illuminati.
Gus: Joe is a total illuminion.
Paul: Why do you say that?
Gus: He totally sold out his mates when the owners of the company brought in the new employment contracts.
by Langdon Olger March 8, 2011
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Asian illumination

noun:
1. flushing of the skin or redness in the cheeks caused by acetaldehyde buildup after drinking alcohol.

2. THAT DRUNK GLOW!

some background:
Acetaldehyde is a toxin produced from alcohol metabolism that causes flushing and many hangover symptoms. Some people take longer to break down acetaldehyde and experience symptoms for longer periods.

-AT bayBEE
Non-tomato: Hey, you look as red as a tomato! Got that Asian glow?
Tomato: Yeeep, got that Asian illumination! ;)
by Pap¡ May 15, 2016
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Like Blackpool illuminations

When you leave lots of lights switched on in your house and your Mum says its like blackpool illuminations. Particuarly those who come from the north of england will understand
Switch the lights off it's like blackpool illuminations in here!
by FerrettBalloons October 5, 2016
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Illuminos

A person who spreads joy, happiness and a good atmosphere around him or her. A person whose opinions are considered serious and reliable as well as accurate. Someone that has a way of illuminating the surrounding crowd.
His best attribute is illuminos. He must be a really good and trustworthy person.
by Azart December 29, 2008
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illuminophilia

Jonas fucked a lamp. Must have had an illuminophilia.
by alexbasilest. November 14, 2011
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Illumination

A spell that creates an orb of golden light, useful for seeing in dark areas, but usually for humans as spirits have perfect night vision.
"Can you cast an Illumination?"
"Only if you want us to be spotted."
by Kwing October 29, 2009
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Illuminopoly

Illuminopoly

This term represents the simple fact that the shadow world government known as the ‘Illuminati’ does a really good job of keeping the assets of the world in the hands of a few very powerful factions, thus maintaining a monopoly over world economies and assets while keeping the hoi-polloi broke and in the dark.
"Dude, those diamonds are only really hard rocks. The reason your girlfriend will bang you if you give her some bling is because the Illuminopoly made everyone think they are valuable..."
by DonWanderer May 19, 2010
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