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A crazy hoe that brings people life and proves that bitches are confirmed and will be on the $100 bill
illumathottie by Juicyhoe101 April 18, 2016
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Illumihottie
A hot girl who is bat-shit crazy but publicly and privately rants espousing any number of conspiracy theories and rails against anyone who doesn’t agree, making her undateable.
Did you get that girl’s number the other night? Yeah, she seemed cool at first but she’s a total illumihottie and the whole bar was staring at us the entire time.
Illumihottie by anonymous March 11, 2025
Illumihottie
A hot girl who is batshit crazy. Specifically rants about conspiracy theories publicly and privately and rails against anyone who doesn’t agree 100% or shows any sign of skepticism. This makes her undateable. Engaging with her even for the express purpose of a hook up is risky to your sanity.
Friend #1: did you get that girl’s number last night?
Friend #2. Yeah but she was an illumihottie. She just kept going on about the government tracking us all and wouldn’t change the topic. Had to ditch her and delete her number, not worth it.
Friend #2. Yeah but she was an illumihottie. She just kept going on about the government tracking us all and wouldn’t change the topic. Had to ditch her and delete her number, not worth it.
Illumihottie by anonymous March 11, 2025
chud run
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026
flophouse
Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!