Ill Mitch 

The most entertaining rap I have listened to to date

Your momma's wack, your granny's wack, I keep a handy wipe in my fanny pack

Ill Mitch by lindsay the gangster July 18, 2008

ill mitch 

- Russian Rapper. Full name is "Mitchard."
www.illmitch.com

Also, his board is fast and danger

"I'm Ill Mitch, now listen to me recording, when I'm on street I'm always street boarding..."

ill mitch by ill mitch fan October 9, 2005

ILL Mitch 

"Russian" rapper who raps about skateboarding, his rapping, girls, coming to America. He's is rather comical although he probably doesn't think so. His English is sketchy at best and he has a Russian accent. I suggest listening to some stuff such as "Come to USA" and "I will win" where he raps about him winning and people being jealous. I laugh.

Human 1:"Yo check it I listened to Ill Mitch the other day."
Human 2:"No effin' way. He is terrible."
Human 1:"He's funny and effing awesome. Shut the eff up!"

ILL Mitch by Molly Bestein July 19, 2008

Ill Mitched 

to misuse words in flagrantly bad usage

"My board is fast and danger."

Ill Mitched by me March 13, 2003