ijsmp 

short for i just shit my pants

ijsmp when the monster popped up on the screen

ijsmp by Poopdum again May 2, 2006

IJSMP 

A abbreviation of "I just shit my Pants."

Dude whats up
IJSMP

IJSMP by Yhnijbghjyjm October 13, 2019

IJIMP 

I jizzed in my pants.

I wrote a definition on the Urban Dictionary and IJIMP.

IJIMP by Moron and Retard February 15, 2009

ijwmptgbtfubarn 

Freak nasty talk. Meaning - I just want my pussy beat the fuck up by a real nigga.

The girl longing for intercourse said to her friend "ijwmptgbtfubarn".

ijwmptgbtfubarn by waindaddy June 23, 2016

Ijwmpa 

"Ijwmpa" is an acronym that stands for "I just want my pussy ate"

"Are you horny?"
"Ijwmpa"

Ijwmpa by NayyThePony May 13, 2016

ismpitcd 

“I thlammed my penith in the car door” it is used to abbreviate the popular song.

Reese started laughing and texted to you. ‘ISMPITCD’ and you reply ‘YSYPITCD’

ismpitcd by stinky_sock October 12, 2021

IJPMP 

Abbreviation for "I Just Pooped My Pants". See also YJPYP.

"IJPMP"
"YJPYP?"
"Yes :("

IJPMP by The Soul Eater October 22, 2006