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IJSMP by Yhnijbghjyjm October 13, 2019
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ijsmp • IJSMPFLTH • ISMP • ijsm • ijampile • IJIMP • IJPMP • IJSMFP • iJump • IJWMP
I jizzed in my pants.
I wrote a definition on the Urban Dictionary and IJIMP.
IJIMP by Moron and Retard February 15, 2009

ijwmptgbtfubarn 

Freak nasty talk. Meaning - I just want my pussy beat the fuck up by a real nigga.
The girl longing for intercourse said to her friend "ijwmptgbtfubarn".
ijwmptgbtfubarn by waindaddy June 23, 2016
"Ijwmpa" is an acronym that stands for "I just want my pussy ate"
"Are you horny?"
"Ijwmpa"
Ijwmpa by NayyThePony May 13, 2016

ismpitcd 

“I thlammed my penith in the car door” it is used to abbreviate the popular song.
Reese started laughing and texted to you. ‘ISMPITCD’ and you reply ‘YSYPITCD’
ismpitcd by stinky_sock October 12, 2021
Abbreviation for "I Just Pooped My Pants". See also YJPYP.
"IJPMP"
"YJPYP?"
"Yes :("
IJPMP by The Soul Eater October 22, 2006
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Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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