iJump 

Perhaps the most retarded bot on SwiftIRC, little sibling bot of iKick.

Hey look! It's iJump...oh what's that it's doing? The hell? Hey somebody stop the thing! Who's the idiot that made this thing, anyway?

iJump by [_JC_] August 5, 2007

IJIMP 

I jizzed in my pants.

I wrote a definition on the Urban Dictionary and IJIMP.

IJIMP by Moron and Retard February 15, 2009

ijwmptgbtfubarn 

Freak nasty talk. Meaning - I just want my pussy beat the fuck up by a real nigga.

The girl longing for intercourse said to her friend "ijwmptgbtfubarn".

ijwmptgbtfubarn by waindaddy June 23, 2016

Ijwmpa 

"Ijwmpa" is an acronym that stands for "I just want my pussy ate"

"Are you horny?"
"Ijwmpa"

Ijwmpa by NayyThePony May 13, 2016

iDump 

Defecating whilst using an apple based portable device such as an iPhone or iPad.

Back in half an hour guys, I'm gonna take an iDump.

iDump by ArdillaRoja August 16, 2010

ijsmp 

short for i just shit my pants

ijsmp when the monster popped up on the screen

ijsmp by Poopdum again May 2, 2006

IJPMP 

Abbreviation for "I Just Pooped My Pants". See also YJPYP.

"IJPMP"
"YJPYP?"
"Yes :("

IJPMP by The Soul Eater October 22, 2006