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tiddlywinks 

Meaningless parlor game created in Victorian 1890's England in which the objective is to shoot "winks" into a cup. Commonly used today to disparagingly call something trivial and unimportant.
Guy1: Hey man I'm off to play a game of pickup volleyball at the park, want to come?
Guy2: Nah I'm off to play some tackle football, but you can call me when you're done playing tiddlywinks.

"I made 7 grand on the Google IPO, but that's tiddlywinks compared to what the Sergey Brin made."
tiddlywinks by JamesMMMM October 28, 2008

piddlywinks 

The act of making a piddle, also known as 'taking a leak', or 'unleashing the golden dragon'.
"Ah man! Too much soda!! Must make piddlywinks!"
piddlywinks by Zeromus-Prime October 23, 2007

Rasberry Tiddlywinks

When a woman queefs but accidentally squirts blood.
Damm, my gf just did a rasberry tiddlywinks.

2 tiddlywinks 

You: *serves me food*
Me: wft bro theres only 2 tiddlywinks of food in this
2 tiddlywinks by BroPower_ December 5, 2020

polish tiddlywinks

A game in which contestants race each other pants around their ankles, holding a quarter squeezed gently between their butt cheeks. When they reach the "finish" they must deposit the quarter into a cup, or marked goal first to be the winner.
Those rednecks up north are crazy, they were playing a game of Polish Tiddlywinks! They looked like retards, sick bastards.
polish tiddlywinks by Maylain November 14, 2005

tiddlywinks 

A hand gesture involving mostly the index, middle and ring fingers moving up and down rapidly.

It is similar to a type of handshake.

The idea of "toesies" was brought about by tiddlywinks as well, but that gesture refers to the toes.
Ryan: Tiddlywinks!!! *makes gestures*
Jeremiah: Tiddlies! *makes gestures back*
Dani: Wow...really? Come on, guys. Grow up.
tiddlywinks by JollyJ February 27, 2011