ida slapter 

a white man who has no idea who just did that to him

Man 1: "Ida slapter except I didn't know who she is and I'm still trying to find her azz."
Man 2: "Well honey, you actually don't like her enough to slap her, so why don't you just slap me?"
Man 1: "I'd love to!"

ida slapter by Vita Smart July 27, 2022

ida slapter 

the white man who slapped her and now he's lying about it by calling himself ida slapter

"Ida slapter except I did slap her and that's why I'm in prison doing time to think about that."

ida slapter by Vita Smart July 27, 2022

ida slapter 

spit that is there one minute and gone the next, a mist until you keep conjuring it up ALL OVER AGAIN

JUST LEAVE IT ALONE ALREADY

LEAVE THAT SHIT ALONE

"ida slapter finally dried up"
"That's cool. Pass the chips."
"Here ya go."

ida slapter by Vita Smart July 27, 2022

ida slapter 

one of those cherry picking Bible thumping fake christians who wants the Word of GOD to say what they wanted it to say and not what it ACTUALLY SAYS

"ida slapter except she thinks she's right and I secretly hope she gets AIDS. That's why I don't say anything. Let him get his ass run up."

ida slapter by Vita Smart August 21, 2022

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019