ice lice 

the imaginary bug often attempted to be excavated vigorously by a methamphetamine user like a gold digger on a treasure hunt leading to open sores on the methheads body, Which in turn then if left alone long enough will scab over leaving evidence of a possible icelice invasion as well as giving said heads a new interesting thing to dig at and put a new meaning to the term American picker

Keith shoulda been named after a piece of excavating equipment, that boy cant stop scratching at his ice lice long enough to get anything done. If all else fails maybe he'll get cast to host American Pickers !

ice lice by H2elCAPPYtan June 8, 2017