He is the best person in the world with curly hair smooth hands and sweet heart he is the best of all meaning the best of all if you have him as a freind you are so lucky he's soo sweet and cute
The ultimate lifeform. A terrorist, a slave, and The Best Bitch. They can suck dick at the speed of light creating a friction beyond the speed of sound breaking the sound barrier and making a noise subpar to a gunshot next to your skull and they can also ride penises really well and are like really good at it because of the sole fact that theyre assholes are always covered in shit because Ibsa doesn't use water to wash his ass.
Ibsa: black 4'11 boy who worked in the fields of ohio hazratullah: Caked Up Terroist 😜😛👅👅👅
Hossain: Playboi carti is his haram pass
Maleem: Anal Gang
Person 1: Damn, you are being such a Maleem Hazratullah Ibsa Hossain. Too much blackness and terrorism and cake oozes out of you.
Person 2: *bombs an orphanage*
Emotion. Stands for In Between Shooting And Scoring Orgasm. This is a feeling an individual can experience after kicking the ball and waiting until it reaches the net
We played a big game yesterday. 80th minute passes and I take the ball, and shoot it straight in the direction of the top right corner. Oh, Lord, it was such an IBSASO...
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.