by XqUiSiT3 November 08, 2007
Regardless of actually being funny or not, a phrase said by someone who finds themselves hilarious, regardless of what anyone else may think.
by GlazeHer November 03, 2016
A phrase used in internet forums to confess having masturbated to a posted pic or story. Frequently used to express appreciation for a pic or story even if actual masturbation hasn't taken place. Occasionally used ironically or to be comedically inappropriate.
Example 1: <user posts pic of a PAWG> ... I just cracked me one off.
Example 2: <I just found out that my mother has terminal brain cancer> ... I just cracked me one off .
Example 2: <I just found out that my mother has terminal brain cancer> ... I just cracked me one off .
by Carlton G. Long January 12, 2020
by Buttcrackheads June 13, 2022
person 1: hey bro how are you doing
person 2: i licked my own ass crack
person 1: how bro i wanna try
person 2: i licked my own ass crack
person 1: how bro i wanna try
by the golden woodchuck March 20, 2023
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone February 06, 2018
Welllll........ I saw 2 other definitions of "can I crack" on here..... but um some bop told me it means like if u say yes that mean your not dirty but if u say no it means you are dirty.... NOW that's im thinking about it I'm slow asf like wtfff... dead ass wtff is going on with me..and why tf would u look the definition up. Wtffffff yalllllllll I feel high.. DAILY REMINDER STOP LISTENING TO BOPS WHO NAME STARTS WITH THE LETTER H.... sigh 😕 bops..
Bop: can I crack
You:no..?what does that even mean
Friend: if u say yes that means ur not dirty if u say no that means your dirty. So can I crack
You: ...yea ig?..
You:no..?what does that even mean
Friend: if u say yes that means ur not dirty if u say no that means your dirty. So can I crack
You: ...yea ig?..
by Susan_williams February 02, 2025