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I Need That

When a girl (or guy) says this it usually means "I need sex." or "I need dick." etc. etc. etc. etc...

basically another way of saying you want to fuck someone. :)

enjoy.
cait: "I need that."
doug: "me too, i'll be over in a few."
cait: "bring a condom!"
I Need That by Lizziberrr October 14, 2009
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i need that

when you don’t just say want to beat someone’s ass but you NEED to beat their ass
i need that by asianbaddie23 January 26, 2025

I need that

This means when you want to fight someone, or beat someone up.
I need that exp 2:

"Don't play. I need that!"

I need that exp:

"Come here, I need that"

I need that! 

Said when wanting to fight someone. Prison slang.
As the inmate got ready to fight, he asserted, “ I need that!”, while taking off his shirt.
I need that! by Epozar April 22, 2021

yo i need that shit

wen someone says they need something duh!
i need beyonce so bad i can taste her hot, sexy pussy running across my tongue

i need to ask you to stop. that.. "shouting" its making people nervous. 

when you are yelling at your girlfriend (if i had one) and some whiterun guard comes out of nowhere and you are asked to stop.. that, shouting.
Guard: i need to ask you to stop. that.. "shouting" its making people nervous.
Me: too bad, theres more where that came from.
Guard: oh shat, this guy is DRAGONBORN!!
Me: what... what the fuck?

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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