i need to ask you to stop. that.. "shouting" its making people nervous.

when you are yelling at your girlfriend (if i had one) and some whiterun guard comes out of nowhere and you are asked to stop.. that, shouting.

Guard: i need to ask you to stop. that.. "shouting" its making people nervous.
Me: too bad, theres more where that came from.
Guard: oh shat, this guy is DRAGONBORN!!
Me: what... what the fuck?

by Not_Ice March 05, 2022

Comma fever

when you use comma (,) too much.
like i do, dont get comma fever

i, have, comma fever, help, me,

by Not_Ice March 31, 2022

Not_Ice

No Definition Found 404 ERROR
Last Found .txt File before computer corruption: warning partially corrupted.

Me1!!1! Th4nk5 4 L0ok1ng M3 up!11! i app63c1a73 i7,
File is too corrupt to understand,

1l30, th6s f!le W#';'ll pr0ba!!y g3t cor6upt3;''d, b6

File is unretrievable beyond this point.

Date: of not_ice.txt: Mar 07 2022 at 20:28.38 MST

this is not a real corruption and it says:
Me!!! Thanks for looking me up, i appreciate it, also, theis file will probably get corrupted. be.

Dud: who are you?
Not_Ice: <<<
Dud: ok, why not_ice?
Not_Ice: bc, i had no other name?
Dud: theres no mistake. your a wanted man, and its time to pay for your crimes.

by Not_Ice March 10, 2022

Wait, i know you!

when you have commited a crime in the elder scrolls v: skyrim and a guard reconizes you.

Wait, i know you!
your making a mistake..
there's no mistake, your a wanted man/woman and its time to pay for your crimes

by Not_Ice March 04, 2022

iPhone SE

a phone you sure as hell dont wanna use, unless you are REALLY high on meth, and its an iPhone 6S disguised as a iPhone 5S.

Guy1: i have an ipHONe sE!
Guy2: i bet its a good phone.
Guy1: iTs GreAT! it PlaYS mINecraFT aT 2 FpS on The Hightest rENDer DisTanCE.
Guy2: maayybbe i should of bought an samsung galaxy s21 fe, DAMMIT

by Not_Ice March 06, 2022

da da da

me when i was 7 years old.

dumass: hi, what did you do when you were 7?
me: da da da

by Not_Ice March 04, 2022

.mp4

a codec that is 21 years old and is outdated, however. i can still handle 8k somehow.

the iPhone 4 dosen't use .mp4 it uses h.264

idot: the iphone is superior to the android.

idot2: no its not, it dosen't support .mp4
idot: IDOT3!!!!!!
idot2: ok ok ok, i'll go break up with my girlfriend.
idot2gf: you son o a- wait, iPhone? GET OVER HERE IDOT!!!

by Not_Ice March 12, 2022