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I have AIDS 

Something to say to fill awkward silences.
John: "So.......what's new?" Bill: ................ "I have AIDS."
I have AIDS by treemilk November 28, 2020

I have AIDS 

Something you say to fill awkward silences.
Mary: "So...... what's new with you?"

Tim: ............. "I have AIDS."
I have AIDS by treemilk November 28, 2020

mommy i have aids 

mommy i have aids is what you say to mommy when you have aids.
jmal "mommy i have aids."
mommy "ok then jmal."
mommy i have aids by nolifejim November 23, 2020

I have u gave aids idiot 

„I have you gave aids idiot“ is a cool swaggy hipster term used to tell a girl that she has aids now.
Me: has aids
Girl: u have aids?
Me: no
Girl: k
Girl: rides on my penis
Me: i have u gave aids idiot lol
Girl: cries
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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