i gotta go eat an apple. Share definition Flag a dickhead way of saying your busy or don't want to do something person 1:you wanna help me shingle my houseperson 2:no, "i gotta go eat an apple." i gotta go eat an apple. by kfel March 8, 2014 0 0 Get merch Get the i gotta go eat an apple. mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch