i don't swing that way

How to decline advice from a golf pro.

Golf pro: "You might want to consider following through more."

Golf enthusiast: "I don't swing that way, man"

by SteveSorensen June 23, 2006

I don't swing that way

saying you ain't gay/lesbian

"yo did you and your best friend kiss ever?"
"No I dont' swing that way"

by amaran January 21, 2004

I don't swing that way

basically saying you don't do something. More often than not, it's to clairfy about your sexual orientation, but down here, it's more of a "that ain't my thing" deal.

Wanna smoke?
Nah man, I don't swing that way.

by Candice February 28, 2004

I don't swing that way

Meaning you not gay and never will be.

1st Guy: hey wanna go on a date?
2nd Guy: Man Fuck that shit i dont swing that way.

by Dead Leprechaun October 12, 2004