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I beg your pardon 

"I beg your pardon" is just a polite British way of saying "the fuck you just say"
Girl: I used to wear the socks under my brothers bed
Boy: I beg your pardon

I beg your pardon 

A gentleman way of saying "What the fuck did you say to me you piece of shit"
Person: Go fuck yourself!
Me: I beg your pardon?

(Alternate Universe)
Person: Go fuck yourself!
Me: What the fuck did you say to me you piece of shit?

I beg your pardon 

Englishman asking for something to be repeated.
Get your balls of my face
I beg your pardon?
You heard what i fucking said

i beg your pardon 

can you i beg your pardon not do that

i beg your pardon 

i’m sorry, or what did you say
girl-“why did you beat me”

guy-“i beg your pardon

I beg your pardon! 

The British equivalent of: "Excuse me, what the fuck?"
Billy: Buenos Dias Mandy
Mandy: I beg your pardon!