i'd rather jack off to pasta.

Express disapproval or malcontent for a proposed idea.

"Dude,you want to go to Ohio?"
"Man, I'd rather jack off to pasta."

i'd rather jack off to pasta. by Pooh Bear Busta Nut May 15, 2008

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