i lost..

when you thought you were gonna win but you ended up looking like a clown, you HAVE to say this

me: YEO I cracked him, HE'S 1 SHOT, I'M GOING IN
*dies 3 seconds later*

me: i lost..

by darksnowy October 9, 2020

i lost the game

theres this game and everytime you think of it you've lost the game, its played witha group of people over a massive period of time and you can say i lost the game at anytime.

Jess: whats for dinner today?
Ash: DAMN I LOST THE GAME.

making the game restart

by i am awesome :D August 31, 2009

I LOST Kreygasm

I tried not to cum, but i lost

Rajj: Kandy can you show us ur necklace?
*kandy gets closer*
Chat: I LOST Kreygasm

by Thathandleis alreadyinuse June 24, 2019

i lost my shit

(n) (1) to lose ones shit is to see something or hear something funny or scary, and to laugh or be scard so much you defecate your self.

(aj) (2) i lost my shit can also be a figure of speech to explain something funny or scary.

"did u see that guy get hit in the balls? "

"yer i lost my shit lol"

'i lost my shit that was the scariest girl is have ever seen"

by jaydos123456 January 17, 2011

And then i lost five dollars...

a phrase used to make a boring story more interesting, and keep people from thinking you have alot of money, so you can borrow some from them later on

i just ate about 3 apples but i got bored with the fourth one so i threw it a way... And then i lost five dollars...

by young thunda May 27, 2010

I Was Lost

What you tell a search and rescue team when you were drawn away by your child like attention span to the heart of the woods.

"Son, what are you doing staring at the sunset with those drugs in your hands?"
"I was lost"

by vadoubled's March 17, 2010

i lost my keys

Dude! Can I get a ride?

I was an idiot and let a girl hold my keys in her purse, now "I lost my keys".

by Donkeypunch13 January 12, 2014