hyzer paradox 

The state in which band students are constantly playing their instruments yet never ready to play their instruments.

Students:
*Honking loud sounds on their instruments with a fiery passion*

Director:
Ok, let's start rehearsing at measure 20.

Students:
I need a reed.
What piece are we playing?
What class is this?
Do you have valve oil?
Are we playing today?

Director:
Oh the Hyzer Paradox.

hyzer paradox by The Nightfly October 24, 2019

hyzer paradox 

The state of being when young musicians are always playing their instrument but when they are starting to play music, they are not ready.

Conductor: students since you have all been playing let’s start playing our first price.
Student: Teacher I need to oil my drum sticks can I go do that ?
Conductor: this is the hyzer paradox

hyzer paradox by KrakenTheJaken October 18, 2019