hypopriest 

A member of the clergy who is a pederast. A hypocrite priest.
(Pederast: A man who has sexual relations, especially anal intercourse, with a boy.)

Father Robertson said he was filled with purity at the sight of the Pope last summer . But I know best, he is a pederast, a hypopriest!

hypopriest by rperazag May 2, 2010

hypopriest 

A member of the clergy who is a pederast. A hypocrite priest.
(Pederast: A man who has sexual relations, especially anal intercourse, with a boy.)

Father Robertson said he was filled with purity at the sight of the Pope last summer . But I know best, he is a pederast, a hypopriest!

hypopriest by rperazag May 2, 2010

hypocripster 

Making fun of and heavily judging hipsters as frequently as possible while, in reality, embodying all of the characteristics of a hipster yourself.

Sarah:
"Ug, that is the most hipstertastic bike in the world. Stupid fixies. I can't look at this anymore! Whatever...I'm off to go host my recycled arts and crafts night and must go dumpster dive for the appetizers."

Jordan:
"You are the biggest hypocripster I know!"

hypocripster by SCAFS July 22, 2009

Hypocripster 

Noun: Hypocritical hipsters that hate other hipsters.

Dude, did you just hear that guy say "deck?"
Yeah. I thought he claimed not to be a hipster?
Exactly. He's also a fan of plaid.
That's what we call a hypocripster.

Hypocripster by thealphaproject October 29, 2010

hypocristeria 

A condition where one gets excessively outraged about something said online or in media, and demanding sackings, after having previously been outraged by someone's excessive outrage about something said online in media, and demanding sackings.

The right's outrage and demands for sacking of Yassmin Abdel-Magied after outrage over demands for the sacking of Bill Leak reeks of hypocristeria.

hypocristeria by The Real Coxy April 26, 2017

Hypocripster 

One who engages in heavy criticism of hipsters, often demonstrating a vague understanding of what constitutes a hipster, but ultimately themselves embodying what a hipster truly is.

Between their fax machine method of communication and their constant livejournal posts, Sarah and Jordan are the biggest hypocripsters I know.

Hypocripster by Hypocripster July 20, 2009

Hypopretzellosis 

Anxiety and general feeling of malaise caused by low concentration of hemopretzelglobin, indicating a dietary pretzel deficiency. A chronic disease that can be put into remission by regular oral administration of soft and hard pretzels.

He knows when my hypopretzellosis is about to flare up and brings me a double order of medicine...that's why he is my best friend. Danke, Kumpelschatz!

Hypopretzellosis by Julie Mack for real July 25, 2016