hypermogit 

A slur for toddlers presenting it as all the worst traits. These can include lack of control, temper tantrums, and generally unpleasantness to be around.

That three year old is a hypermogit.

hypermogit by LordKronos6000 November 7, 2021

Hyperlogical 

(adj.) something that is logical beyond logical

"she's so smart, it's like she's hyperlogical!"

Hyperlogical by rainandroses May 1, 2017

Hypermegatroniasis 

when your ears feel like they might die from the ice machine resonating 95dB all day long.

Yes. I have been diagnosed with hypermegatroniasis by sitting near this raggedy thing all day. This is extra.

Hypermegatroniasis by Not JT February 8, 2014

hyperosity 

Degrees of how Hyper an individual is.

His hyperosity level is particularly high today.

hyperosity by st3ph3n September 22, 2007

hypervomitussive 

when you're higher than fuck off the robitussin, that poor man's pcp, and you're hyperactive, systolic blood pressure is greater than 140 mmHg (or diastolic BP greater than 90 mmHg) and you're uncontrollably vomiting everywhere

whenever young bro come here we never know if we need a mop and some fabuloso, some xanax to turn his ass down, or a blood pressure cuff and a paramedic nearby, he's so fucking hypervomitussive

yeah he went on some delusional, psychotic hypervomitussive rant for a good 8 continuous hours and puked all over all of the women and scared them all off, needless to say he is now permabanned

hypervomitussive by roboGOD September 5, 2016

hypermobilic 

bendy squiggly body parts.

Jiten

hypermobilic by andrew February 10, 2003

Hyperposition 

Hyperposition: A certain number(yet to be determined) of superposition like states into the future of that thing that will be.

Charlie Byrd wanted to travel to the future so he could copy is yet unwritten paper, so as to avoid doing work. I explained the paper may exist, but if so, it is in hyperposition. And, may in fact never exist.

Hyperposition by Ocrevis June 1, 2018