A damn huge mo-fo missle. Worse then the Atomic Bomb by like 2,000,000 times, or something.

Rules for Handleing an "H-Bomb"
1. Dont let your friend (And you know which one I'm talking about) throw rocks at it. (See I told you you knew)
2. Dont try and use it as a flotation device.
3. In case of fire, f*****g run!
4. Don't talk about it on the phone, becuase the government is listing.....always....
5. Do not try to dress it up and tell your mom that you met a nice Afgany girl (...but you've never seen her face...) or just try to avoid playing dress up at all.
6. Do not try to ingest it.
7. It is not a snow sled.
8. You should not attempt to open a beer on it.
9. At all costs try to avoid reproducing in the vicinity of it (I don't know something about friction..blah..blah..blah..)
10. Don't listin to what other people tell you on this site (They might be trying to steal it and use it to their own personal plot)
11. If you see a flash, duck and cover. (When has that not worked? <Reference to that episode of South Park®, only it wasn't a bomb it was a Volcano...well its kindda the same thing {..almost}>)

For more information on Hydrogen Bombs
play "Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty" By Hideo Kojima, and produced by Konami
Or
Take a Chemistry class at your local community college so you might be able to use your education to get money and move out of your moms basement because she's be buggin' me to get you out.
Move your a** out of the house or we'll "H-bomb" this mo-fo.
Or
"Excuse me Mr.Terrorist would you like to purchase a Hydrogen Bomb?"
by Professor Green Ph.D June 5, 2006
A gas which is highly flammable, toxic and smelly in nature. By fermenting poo you can make some of this.
It is used to describe:
1. Some useless thing which is only used to detect danger. (It has strong odor and highly toxic)
2. Something really cringeworthy with a notable presence. (A revolting odor with toxin)
3. Really annoying thing you cannot get rid of. (It's a gas)
4. Convincing them to suicide, by intaking this gas, which will kill you in minutes.
5. Describing things that belongs to a lower class, as hydrogen sulfide is present near ocean beds to feed the organisms down there, which is low-class.
In chemistry its formula is H2S.
The PewDiePie fanbase is getting cancerous as ever, it is nothing other than hydrogen sulfide.
by A dying goat September 7, 2017
Literally water. Just the fancy name for water.
You: ay yo teach, lemme get some o dat hydrogen hydroxide bruh

Teach: tf?

You: you know... water...

Teach: oh. yeah go boiii
by ryantsears April 6, 2017
A nerdy phrase and a spin on the old saying airhead, used as an insult or a slight tease at someone's stupidity, and potentially at someone's short fuse as Hydrogen is a key element in the notorious Hydrogen bomb. This insult references the first element on the Periodic Table of Elements, Hydrogen (H).
Person 1: Damn, I failed my test on Nomenclature
Person 2: You're such a Hydrogen Head

Nothing:
Person 1: *rages*
Person 2: You need to cool off you Hydrogen Head
by Wheatboi March 10, 2019
a cooler and more awesome word for that transparent fluid people drink with 2 Hydrogen atoms and an Oxygen atom.
I'm so thirsty, I'd love some Hydrogen Juice right about now.
by _yolo_ July 24, 2019
Ho.
Used to avoid actually coming out and calling the person a ho to their face/behind their back. Use responsibly.
Danika: Look at that girl sitting next to Hot Guy.
Lisa: Don't worry she is a Hydrogen Monoxide, he won't be interested.

"I feel like such a Hydrogen Monoxide, I burned 400 calories five times this weekend!!"

Marissa: You're such a hydrogen monoxide
Blonde girl: Like, what?
Marissa: Exactly.
Blonde girl: Well...Thanks!
by Danisa Lisika April 11, 2008