hutmaker

a real OG, a pimp, someone who doesnt care what happens as long as its fun.

likely to say whatever

Wow, i wish i could be a hutmaker. Oh wow that kid is a hutmaker.

by jimmmy kwanza January 11, 2008

hitmaker

A "Hitmaker" is a person, of whom is almost always fashion-conscientious, who is extremely cynical, sarcastic, and/or sadistic, but pretty much only to the means of making a joke (usually witty). There are plenty of hitmakers all over the world.

"Did you hear how Matt and Jessica called Kevin off about his car? What hitmakers."

by a1b2c3d4e5f6 September 3, 2006

The Hatmaker garage sale

When you steal from work, or others to make a profit at the flea market.

Has anybody seen my hammer this is the third one thats gone missing in a week.

Yes, I believe two of them are at The Hatmaker garage sale!

by ToneMan08 March 23, 2017

Russian Hatmaker

During anal stimulation, the woman uses her tongue and teeth to remove any hair and dingle berries from the man's ass, and proceed to make a fur hat with the anal hair.

Tom - " Nice hat man"
Joe - " Thanks man, my girlfriend made it for me"
Tom - " No shit, is that hair?"
Joe - " Yea man, Sally pulled a Russian Hatmaker on me last night"

by Ron Mcfondaled October 18, 2009

Portuguese hatmaker

(Noun) used to describe some idiot who works too hard with minimal outcome for his/her efforts. working long hours, no sleep, no money. just living a dumb ass life.

Sweet Life James, you work like a Portuguese hatmaker!

by theben86 October 18, 2009

Hatmaker Effect

The Hatmaker effect is what happens when a guy falls hard for a girl that is gorgeous, funny, sweet and just all around amazperfectness. Once the Hatmaker effect has taken ahold of you i would advise to just let it happen. Side effects include deep emotions for a girl, wanting to do something special for them as much as possible, loss of appetite, constant dreams of her, and perhaps on rare occasions the sharing of a furry friend between you and a girl. The Hatmaker Effect has no cure and will stay with you until the end of time.

Christopher: Bro i cant eat and i have been having these weird dreams about a girl. Whats wrong with me?

Luke: It sounds like the Hatmaker effect to me bro.

by Just An ACC Student April 30, 2011

Hatmaker

The definition of Hatmaker is after anal sex you let the fecal matter on your penis dry up and you take the shit cap off and make her where it has a hat.

"Baby clean your hair and open your butt i feel like giving you a Hatmaker right now"

by Nick sawyer June 13, 2007