this resulted from a mispronouncation of finger handle bars, which is like a finerstache, only you get hand bars, instead of a moustache. After much debate, the group of new words (websters) decided it was a piercing that people got that involved piercing large rings through both testicles so your girlfriend/boyfriend/etc. could handle you by them.

Bob: Dude, did you hear Josh got him some Finger Handlebars?

Joe: GROSS! Wat is he, gay? those are for gays

Bob: HEY MAN! -drops pants- i have them too!

Joe: -pulls bob by his finger handleballs- you fucking faggot.

Finger handleballs by SPECIALEDDIE October 20, 2008

Related Words

hurdleball • Hurdlefall • Finger handleballs • Hurdle Mills

Hurdlefall

A Software Development Process similar to the Waterfall model however instead flowing smoothly, it is a constant series of false starts, trips, staggers, falls and face plants where eventually the project crawls bruised and bloodied from one phase to the next.

Analogy: "Imagine running in a hurdles race where no one ever clears a bar."

Rather than Agile or Waterfall, we follow the dependable Hurdlefall methodology. It's the one we most experienced with.

Hurdlefall by notgoodwithnames March 12, 2024

Finger Handleballs

These can be created when one has an extremely large scrotum(a large ballsack with lots of loose skin) by placing both hands with their index fingers and thumbs touching in the middle their scrotum making sure each testicle is on either side of the pinky fingers when they close their hands to make a fist to simulate riding a bike and holding onto each handle bar. Thus giving the illusion and appearance of riding one’s bike. For the full affect some place tassels, boobie or non boobie, onto each testicle to fully capture one’s childhood memories.

Jim was so poor while growing up that he couldn’t afford a bike so all through high school he would stand in front of his fan and make finger handleballs and imagine speeding down a steep hill with his new bike.

Finger Handleballs by Turn And Cough March 24, 2020

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026