hurdleball

a way to call someone cute even though they smell like complete and utterly shit

I love my boyfriend, he's such a little hurdleball; throwing up all over my bed! <3

by armadildo_in_a_bucket March 3, 2023

Finger handleballs

this resulted from a mispronouncation of finger handle bars, which is like a finerstache, only you get hand bars, instead of a moustache. After much debate, the group of new words (websters) decided it was a piercing that people got that involved piercing large rings through both testicles so your girlfriend/boyfriend/etc. could handle you by them.

Bob: Dude, did you hear Josh got him some Finger Handlebars?

Joe: GROSS! Wat is he, gay? those are for gays

Bob: HEY MAN! -drops pants- i have them too!

Joe: -pulls bob by his finger handleballs- you fucking faggot.

by SPECIALEDDIE October 20, 2008

Hurdlefall

A Software Development Process similar to the Waterfall model however instead flowing smoothly, it is a constant series of false starts, trips, staggers, falls and face plants where eventually the project crawls bruised and bloodied from one phase to the next.

Analogy: "Imagine running in a hurdles race where no one ever clears a bar."

Rather than Agile or Waterfall, we follow the dependable Hurdlefall methodology. It's the one we most experienced with.

by notgoodwithnames March 12, 2024

Finger Handleballs

These can be created when one has an extremely large scrotum(a large ballsack with lots of loose skin) by placing both hands with their index fingers and thumbs touching in the middle their scrotum making sure each testicle is on either side of the pinky fingers when they close their hands to make a fist to simulate riding a bike and holding onto each handle bar. Thus giving the illusion and appearance of riding one’s bike. For the full affect some place tassels, boobie or non boobie, onto each testicle to fully capture one’s childhood memories.

Jim was so poor while growing up that he couldn’t afford a bike so all through high school he would stand in front of his fan and make finger handleballs and imagine speeding down a steep hill with his new bike.

by Turn And Cough March 24, 2020