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Hunt for cunt 

/hənt fɔ r kənt/
exhortation (sexual)
scatological derivative of the 'need for speed' catch phrase as popularized in the film Top Gun; 1986

(1) Religious - incantation proffered by chronic losers as a desperate plea to the Sacred Pussy Gods.
(2) Anthropological - a form of post-adolescent sympathetic magic.
(3) Biological - contraceptive utterance proven to be 69.69% effective.
I'm on the hunt for cunt!
(Note: allow pregnant pause between 'hunt' and 'for' to allow ostentatious high five with equally deplorable toothy lounge-lizard sidekick.)
Hunt for cunt by funkEsavage March 7, 2016

the hunt for cunt

- a phrase meant to be used when one seeks maaad pussy.
(the 3 a's in "mad" are essential)
Person 1: "Hey man, I heard that you're going to Boracay. In case you didn't know, that is THE place to get laid."

Person 2: "Is that so? Well then, The Hunt for Cunt has b e g u n!"

hunt for the cunt

when any virgin teenage boy is on the quest to be laid
jack: so jim what you up too these days?

jim: well ive been trying to lose my virginity, it hasn't been working out so far

jack: ahh so the hunt for the cunt has come up dry.
hunt for the cunt by the sex jesus November 15, 2009

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026