Gay slang. Describes the phenomenon where the anal sphincter tightens reflexively and involuntarily in response to penetration, holding the inserted object tightly, often in the context of sexual play. Where the penetrator is using part of the body and receives an injury, this is referred to as being 'bitten'.
I just broke a doctor's wrist with a severe case of hungry ass.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.