Humpty Cunt

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A female trying to do a man's job. Any cunt who has a job as a police officer or fire fighter. A bitch who gets paid for a job they can't do.

Get that Humpty Cunt out of the fire station and back home where she can clean house and her man's pipes.

I need a new partner in my scout car, the humpty cunt is useless.
That lazy humpty cunt has never earned her paycheck!

Humpty Cunt by Scammer Steve April 9, 2008

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humpty cunt

Any female trying to do a mans job. A female who pretends she can actually be a police officer or firefighter. A woman earning a mans paycheck without really doing the job!

Get that HUMPTY CUNT out of the fire station and back home barefoot and cleaning house and pipes.

I need a new partner in my scout car, that HUMPTY CUNT is useless.

That lazyHUMPTY CUNT hasn't earned one paycheck yet!

humpty cunt by scammer steve April 8, 2008

Humpty Cunt

A female trying to do a man job. Humpty Cunts try to pretend they are police officers or fire fighters. Any woman who gets equal pay with men, but can't do the job.

Get that Humpty Cunt out of the fire station and back home barefoot where she can clean the house and her man's pipes.

I need a new partner in my squad car, that humpty cunt is useless.

She is just a useless Humpty Cunt, she never pulls her own weight!

Humpty Cunt by Scammer Steve April 8, 2008

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026