humping the monkey

Two people have sex are humping the monkey

I'll bet you guys were humping the monkey last night.

by erotica69 September 16, 2005

humping the stat monkey

A business practice or action solely done for the purpose of appearances statistically and appeasing management.

Categorizing completely unstarted, undone work as "in progress" or "under investigation" is humping the stat monkey.

After that move we're balls deep in the stat monkey.

by Erock April 15, 2004

The Emotional Leg-Humping Monkey Named Klaus

Woo-Woo's pet monkey. Klaus loves to hump people's legs. He is also very sensitive and will start crying if you even breathe funny. Gill likes to pick bugs from his fur and shove them in his poopchute.

Stop, humping my leg, Klaus!

by RatchetBoo May 27, 2003