Humbert Humbert

A mentally ill narcissistic pompous prick who is a victim of his own desires.

Humbert Humbert is the main character and anti-hero of Lolita.

by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh October 28, 2024

Baron Humbert Von Gikkingen

First appearing in the Ghibli movie, "Whisper of the Heart", and again in the 2002 movie, "The Cat Returns", Baron Humbert Von Gikkingen is the coolest character to ever walk on the face of the Earth. He is a half cat/ half human creature dress in a suit and top hat. He is the most dapper person you'll ever meet and he fights with a freaking cane.

He also referred to as "Baron". His best friends are Toto the crow and Muta the fat cat. They the Cat Bureau, a investigation organization

God, Baron Humbert Von Gikkingen is so cool, I can barely pronounce his name

by blahblahblahblahyaddayaddayadd May 5, 2011

Humbert

1. An adult (usually male) who harbors and/or expresses inappropriate affections for a minor. From the character of the same name in Vladmir Nabokov's infamous novel Lolita.

2. An inanimate object of the same description.

"My French teacher just stares at the cheerleaders all during class. He's such a Humbert!"

by loveyouto October 1, 2005

Humbert

The narrator of Vladimir Nabokov's 'Lolita'. Humbert (who is about 36) falls in love with Lolita (who is around 12 when he first meets her), and the two have a bizarre sexual relationship, even though he is her stepfather. Humbert is a complex character, and despite the fact he ruined Lolita's childhood, readers often end up pitying him at the end of the book, when he declares his love for Lolita and tries to fix what he has done by trying to protect Lolita.

Teacher : It's not wrong to feel sorry for Humbert when you finish the book.

by HelloHumbert August 8, 2013

puff puff humbert

Puff puff humbert is just a cartoon version of Ray william johnson that was in the band Yourfavoritemartian

Dude 1: Hey do you know Rwj
Dude 2: you mean Puff Puff Humbert

by Davey_M March 22, 2021

Reverse Humbert

Someone who dates someone just to be closer to their parent.

David couldn't believe it when Brianny Mills started going art with him. But litter did he know that she was a reverse Humbert with her eyes set on his DILF Dad.

by ApricotFields June 11, 2019

humbert

the last name of a hot man from yfmts

this is puff puff humbert! isnt he hot?

by piptigavursaA March 25, 2023