A bipedal mammal that is so self-loathing that it mocks itself in every urban dictionary definition/synonym, including this one, but all-in-all is not actually that bad.
by Cadaei June 16, 2011
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*Humans are the parasites of this world, they screw up everything, are stupid and far overrated, they keep fucking and getting children and expanding but kill other creatures when there are to many.
*Humans are the parasites ~Andrew Ryan
by Andrew Ryan is back April 30, 2010
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an inferior species that lives mainly on planet earth
hey look! those stupid humans are trying to get into space!
by i dunno April 23, 2003
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"Humans are stupid."
"Humans are evil."
"Humans like Hingo."
by Gary September 8, 2004
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A human is you. I don't know why you'd look for this on the urban dictionary seeing as you most likely are one, but that's ok it's a free country.
(Unless it's not)
You are probably a human if you're reading this
by Pengueleon June 15, 2015
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An INCREDIBLY ignorant and egotistical species. Claims to have "invented" all things that it benefits from, and is the first species to put FOOD under lock and key, making it a commodity.
The armadillo was killed by a human in its automobile.
by Adrian June 19, 2003
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