Human Suitcase 

It's a thing of when a midget on roller-skates wears all of your clothes and then you pull them through an airport. -- A perfect Valentine's Day gift.

Bill - I bought my girlfriend a human suitcase for valentine's day. It was nice to have a little human with me on the trip for laundry and such.

Human Suitcase by GNARBISCUITS March 1, 2011

Human Suitcase 

When a midget on rollerskates wears all of your clothes.

As seen on SNL Weekend Update (City Correspondent, Stefon)

insert exact quote from SNL Human Suitcase

Human Suitcase by [insertpseudonymhere] March 6, 2011

Human Suitcase 

When a midget on roller skates wears all your clothes and you pull him through the airport. From Stefon to Seth Meyers on SNL, season 36, episode 15.

Stefon was so late in packing for his trip to Key West, he had to use a Human Suitcase to get his shit together.

Human Suitcase by Edward in Oil City March 1, 2011

human suitcase 

its a thing of when a midget on roller skates wears all of your clothes and you pull them through an airport
great valentines day gift!!

from and snl episode on 2/12/2011

stefon: yes to have a great valentines day you dont even need to leave the house. just give the person you love a romantic valentines gift
seth: like a box of chocolates
stefon: no like human suitcases
seth: whats a human suitcase
stefon: its a thing of when a midget on roller skates wears all of your clothes and you pull them through an airport

human suitcase by flkascimaioemf March 1, 2011

human suitcase 

It's a thing of when a midget on rollerskates wears all of your clothes and then you pull them through an airport.

I went to "Booooooooof," the hottest club in New York, but left because there was no human suitcase, just a wise old turtle that looked like Quincy Jones.

human suitcase by StefonNY March 1, 2011

Human Suitcase 

When a midget on roller skates puts on all your clothes and you roll them through an airport.

Seth: Do you expect people to give each other human suitcases for Valentine's day?

Stefon: Stefon is single right how, he doesn't have a valentine.

Human Suitcase by fcpud March 1, 2011

human suitcase 

when you fist someones ass hole and then lift them up while your fist is still in their anus and proceed to carry them like luggage.

So I finally made it to 5th base with my girlfriend last night Johnny, What do you mean Steve? Well I turned her into a human suitcase! How did you do that? While I was fisting her I clenched my fist, picked her up and carried her around like she was luggage.

human suitcase by Darth Gaydar August 6, 2011