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human flesh market 

an online store only a select few people can access. they sell all types of goods such as organs, flesh, bones, alive captives, and many more items. these items are quite pricey, but all is worth.
hey, i just bought some liver for dinner, it’s from the human flesh market.

human crack in the flesh 

His name is Juelz Santana. Just as Christ brought the Word of God to the people; Juelz brings us that CRACK fore he is crack; crack in the motherfuckin flesh.
Rev. Juelz: That aint no music u supposed to be listenin' to
12 yr old Disciple: C'mon man, it's that crack right there.
Juelz: Crack? Whatchu know about crack? U dunno nuthin about no crack.
Disciple: Oh?! I Know Santana got that Crack!

WHAT'S HIS MOTHERFUCKIN NAME?!
Juuuuuueeeelzzzzzz
! S A N T A N A !

human fleshlight 

Sexual act in which the smaller person in a couple is used as if they were a flesh light.
A seven foot tall man fucked me like I was a human fleshlight .
human fleshlight by Emperor3434 July 12, 2018

Human Fleshlight 

A Human Fleshlight is another guy's mouth or asshole that is used by a dude to get his rocks off.
Human Fleshlight by USAF Cadet July 15, 2021

eating the flesh of humans 

you eat flesh, basically being a cannibal
somebody: i have been eating the flesh of humans.
somebody else: ok.

somebody: *s̶͎̣͗́̀̽̄̈́͘͠t ̩̭̲͇͍̀͌̀͐ͅa ̡̜͖͔̺͍̥̥̬̳͖͚͖̂͒̏͠r ̨̼͔͕̣̱͇͒̊͋͊̄̅̒͛̏̏͐̿͊e ̱͍̥̻̟̰̹̯̥͊̈́̒̾̔̈́̃͑̕̚ş̶̢̯͎͈̖͊́̃̉̏͐̔̃͊̚͘͝*
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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