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Hulkfinger 

The act pleasuring a woman by repeatedly inserting your elbow into her vagina, or anus. Because the elbow is so large, it would feel as if you're getting fingered by the incredible hulk, hence the name.
"Man, this chick was so loose, I got two hulkfingers in her!"
"My girlfriend let me hulkfinger her ass last night! She needed twenty stitches but we both enjoyed it!"
Hulkfinger by HulkFingerPro August 21, 2013

Hulking Up 

A sudden burst of strenght and invinceablility. Made famous by the god of wrestling, "The Immortal" Hulk Hogan.
"By God, he's Hulking up" Jim Ross said, "Hulk Hogan has hulked up against the Rock!"
Hulking Up by Slicky Tricky Damon February 25, 2005

Hulking Out 

When a man rolls into a ball, sucking his own cock to the point of sweet creamy release.
Hey, did you hear that Ian's dad caught him Hulking out last night?

That sure is a mouth full.
Hulking Out by JoseTheKnife March 22, 2016
A verb. When a person wears clothing so tight as to burst at the seams or tear. Wearing clothing that is too small and shows obvious signs of stress.
"That fat chick is realing hulking those jeans!!"
Hulking by Painscale March 11, 2010
The cowardly practice of ending

a relationship / situationship by

acting like a dickhead so that

the other person ends relations.
“He turned into a heartless bastard

over night. I think he’s hulking.”

Extreme Hulking 

A challenge requiring two 1 liter bottles of slightly chilled Mountain Dew, and a full bladder. The goal is simple, after inserting 1 bottle per nostril, the participant is required to completely drink both bottles of Mountain Dew through their sinus cavities before they finish urinating. Failure to complete the challenge result in being forced to do Heroin.
I can't wait for the day I can say that I Extreme Hulking so I can stop adding to these track marks.
Extreme Hulking by UltraGrunion April 29, 2023